So Apple updated the iPad the other day?

Yes.

Retina display? Faster? Better camera?

Yep.

The last one was the iPad 2 right?

Yes.

Do you know what they called the new one? The iPad 3? The iPad HD?

The New iPad.

Right.

Yeah. What's it called?

The New iPad.

That's what I want to know! What's the name of it?

What do you mean? The name of the new iPad?

Right. What did Apple name the new iPad?

The New iPad.

Yes. The one they just announced. What'd they call it?

The New iPad.

The new iPad that they just announced.

The New iPad. Yes.

They named it the iPad Yes?

What?